Do you ever question the quality and sanitary standards of the Keebler Elf factory? I mean, first of all, it's all happening in a gutted out tree. Second, and you've all seen the commercials, those elves are not wearing gloves while they handle those cookies covered in chocolate. Third, I believe I saw a few elves who were definitely too young to be working - and occasionally you'll see one fall in a vat of chocolate.
Honestly, it looks like The Jungle, and I just don't know if I can support them any more.
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Sure...it increases your calorie intake. But adding a side of Mulcock to your life is worth growing a ghetto booty.
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Also gross is the commercial with the toilet paper stuck to the bear's butt. (Charmin?) Everyone's just staring at it. However, it doesn't involve an edible product, so it's not exactly the same.
But then this begs the question what about Teddy Grahams? From the previous paragraph, we have learned that bears (teddy or otherwise) are filthy and should not be eaten, even if just to avoid toilet paper stuck in your teeth.
I hope this has been helpful.
DUH Elves are magical. They prevent any dirt from entering the cookies. Or perhaps it's magical dirt. Which then makes the cookies extra special but might make you grow another limb
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