Many people claim to be the luckiest men on earth and maybe they are - in their own messed up fantasy world. But in my world I am the luckiest man on earth because I am married to the one and only Caitlin, Ccat, Skateland, Precious Lover, whatever you want to call her (actually, don't call her precious lover, that's my gig). Every day I hear coworkers or other people complain about their wives shopping habits, nagging, unkindness, lack of hotness, etc. This causes them to entertain the thoughts of other women and make comments about them at work. The other day my boss said, "Jeff, I have never heard you once say anything about another woman. You must really love your wife."True fact biotches. Have you met the chick? She rocks.
Just yesterday in discussing my plans for our anniversary (TODAY!), another coworker (who has been married less time than us) said, "Wow, you must still be in love with your wife."
True fact biotches. I am. She rocks.
I love you Caitlin. Thanks for being the kind of wife I'll love for the rest of my life. You rock.
