REDRUM!

I feel like Baby Pops has two sides to him already. Of course there is the adorable, sweet, innocent and loving side. He has already received so many precious gifts from people like you that demonstrate that sweet side. Below is a great example from Beefsquee and Devbodge:So cute...

Best friends. But then there are other people who are buying presents for Baby Pops that appeal to his darker side as well. Oh, Baby Pops has a wicked dark side to him. I've seen it in how he kicks Caitlin's bladder all night long and laughs in the belly as he does it. Well, we are trying to embrace that dark side and the following gifts will help us do it:
Glow in the dark skeleton pajamas!I can't wait to teach him words like "ribs" and "crotch"Or how about this leather bib?This gift from Liz and DWo were vinylicious!

Briggie and Ambroni know Baby Pops' thirst for mayhem when the made this bib. Let's look closer at what it says:
REDRUM! REDRUM! Don't know what it says? Check a mirror...

Also adorable is Baby Pops first church outfit - this adorable Jason onesie! Ch Ch ch ch ch - ha ha ha ha ha.

The fact is, these people are catering to my love of horror. My dream would be for precious Baby Pops to pick up on daddies passions, but I won't force them on him...except through clothing and occasionally having him star as the evil baby in future horror movies (currently yet to be approved by his agent, Caitlin).

There is a saying in our home that goes: "Caitlin, you knew what I was when you picked me up." Well, that applies here as well.

The Full Poppy

Welcome everyone. I would like to introduce you to Poppy. Caitlin and I went in for the ultrasound a bit ago, and this is who they introduced us to:Pop dog. So precious. There is the precious little baby head.

And look! Precious little baby hand! Four fingers...we hope there is a thumb in there somewhere. I think that black circle down on the right is the stomach.More Poppy profile pictures. Do you think Poppy has my terrible nose?
And who can resist precious baby feeties? Fetus feeties really.Did you know the spine is fully developed at 20 weeks? Look at it! A spine of beauty! Hopefully Poppy doesn't take after his/her parents and have a totally jacked up spine by age 20.

This is what the doctor called the "Halloween shot." I think Poppy knows how much I like horror movies, so my child gave me a freaky skeleton face shot. Thanks child of mine. And finally, the moment we all were waiting for: Me thinks I see a penis. Yes I do. Just so we wouldn't miss it, the doctor made sure to draw an arrow and right "boy." As if I would miss that manhood. That's my boy! Only one problem - now we have to stop calling Poppy Poppy. We are in mega baby boy naming mode here and could use all of your suggestions.

Thanks Popp...I mean, baby for giving us the full frontal! I would expect nothing less from a Mulcock boy on camera.

He's Gonna Be a Baker

Apparently my son is going to be a baker and he already has a line of delicious baked goods called Poppie's Cookies. Well done my entrepreneur-ish little boy!

Poppy's Papa D

One of the best parts about getting a woman pregnant is making your mom cry. It is preferable that they are crying because you have made them a grandma and not because you knocked some girl up that you picked up at a high school party. Pammy Poo is crying in this picture for the good reason, not the bad reason. I think she has wanted to be a grandma for quite a while, what do you think? Also, she wants someone she can shower her love on that won't be sarcastic and smartallicky back to her. It helped that I told her on Mother's Day in person while I was in Kentucky.For Big D's birthday we gave him a personalized t-shirt that says "Mi Nombre Es Papa D." Considering we call dad Big D, we thought it was fitting that his grandchildren call him Papa D. His t-shirt came wrapped in a sandwich style paper with a bag of chips and a receipt! He didn't give me a tip though...And this is about the lamest face I think I can make. Also, I love my t-shirt (side note). Also, what is with Pamsky's hand around my waist? It looks like it is my hand, but it is hers. This picture is just all around weird to me.

Anyway, I'm glad I got to tell them in person. I wish Caitlin could have been there to share the love so they could express their concerns and give her all that good advice that grandparents like to give...but they can do it in Mexico next week. Holla!

I Like Making Things

Hey My Peeps.

Well, it is finally my week off from school before I start working this summer. When I have time off, I like to make things. Yesterday, I made the following video that I think you will really, really, really enjoy to the very fullest.


Was I right? Did you like the video?