Listen Mr. Chicago guy who took my wallet - I know it was you. I was just trying to enjoy an El train ride down to Chicago Avenue so I could go to the Museum of Contemporary Art with my family and then eat at Heaven on Seven. But you had to go and make my night a little bit less enjoyable than it could have been. You took my wallet. Then you went on a spending spree at Dominicks and Home Depot. $600 worth of home products and groceries. I recognize that you are hard up - but seriously? On Thanksgiving week? So wrong.I mean, I did get the gumbo, and that definitely improved the night...but that is beyond the point. I also got cheesy corn bread. But still, you took my wallet.
I even have a picture of you. Don't pretend like this isn't you...I saw you on the train. Well, I cancelled my cards so don't EVEN try to buy anything else.



