Best Husband...Ever?

I might be the best husband to ever walk the planet earth. I'm not trying to toot my own horn. In fact, I'm not trying to toot at all.

Want to know what I gave Caitlin for her anniversary gift? Check this video out. I STRONGLY recommend you watch this - it might be one of my greatest acting stings ever.

Did Caitlin like her present? I put this video on my iPod and wrapped it up as a gift and made her open it during our romantic dinner out. She was laughing so hard she cried and had to rest her head on the table. It was freakin' awesome.

Ladies, be honest...you dream of this gift, don't you? Well, everyone except Smash because her husband apparently isn't human and doesn't fart at all.