Dear Public,
I am willing to pay - and pay well - the first person to come up with a drug that can help me to NOT burst out in laughter when my professor says the word "we-ness." Don't take this lightly. It will take a strong drug, particularly when he actually defines "we-ness" as "everyone standing together strong, bound by a collective we-ness." We-ness. I completely break down...and I recognize that as a problem.
Thank you,
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4 comments:
That's a tough one. We-ness is kind of hilarious. What about a hefty dose of peanut butter? Yeah,just take some peanut butter with you to class and shove some in your mouth the minute your prof busts out the "W" word. Kinda messy, though.
not gonna work andrea. I eat ridiculous amounts of peanut butter based products all during class...so that option has been exhausted.
Just give in to the we-ness. I did, and I'll never go back.
I thought a "We-ness" was that skin on your elbow. You know when you straighten your arm and theirs all that extra skin. Hmmm...going to have to google that.
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