Bad News For Pooches

I have been passing the sign below nearly every day on my way to school. It sits prominently in a large park near Lake Michigan. Unfortunately, it carries some bad news for all the precious pooches of Evanston.

PLEASE ELIMINATE DOGS? I can imagine a really cantankerous old woman writing this sign. We must eliminate those dogs from our park! Their excrement and barking are not wanted here! I also love that dogs are equal to litter. I appreciate this sign because it makes me laugh every day. Watch out pooches.