I might be the best husband to ever walk the planet earth. I'm not trying to toot my own horn. In fact, I'm not trying to toot at all.
Want to know what I gave Caitlin for her anniversary gift? Check this video out. I STRONGLY recommend you watch this - it might be one of my greatest acting stings ever.
Did Caitlin like her present? I put this video on my iPod and wrapped it up as a gift and made her open it during our romantic dinner out. She was laughing so hard she cried and had to rest her head on the table. It was freakin' awesome.
Ladies, be honest...you dream of this gift, don't you? Well, everyone except Smash because her husband apparently isn't human and doesn't fart at all.
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Sure...it increases your calorie intake. But adding a side of Mulcock to your life is worth growing a ghetto booty.
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I have a feeling I know whats going to happen on Jan 1, 2011 at midnight plus 4 seconds (perhaps right during the middle of the traditional New Years kiss). It will be known round the world as "the Release."
My prediction: WW3 breaks out as Obama blames the gigantic rotting hole in Chicago on the Russians...Mikey "Nostradamus" Smith
PS: Congrats on the tres anos!
So funny--enjoy the rest of the year :-) Congrats on three years!
Why didn't you give me that present in the white house for our 3 year anniversary of living together? Oh well, I probably wouldn't have appreciated it as much as Caitlin does.
Happy Anniv!
what have you been eating? Perhaps a dietitian could help?
Oh, this had me laughing so hard, I know so many people who would appreciate this 'gift'. Congrats on three years and cute Max!
WOW - What more could Caitlin ask for? You are a fantastic husband and Caitlin is lucky to have you ... or is it the other way around? You are lucky to have Caitlin with all of your gas shenanigans? j/k :)
You make such a perfect couple and congrats on 3 years! Now how is Jeff going to top this next year?
Miss you guys!
Only you Jeff, only you! Caitlin is the most amazing ever and I'm so happy for your guys. Congrats on 3 years and an adorable little Max.
Is Caitlin going to make the same promise to you? Happy Anniversary! We remember being at your wedding 3 years ago. You guys are a great couple.
My sister and I are dying here!!!! Because farts have been the topic in our household lately! The fact that I am totally freaked out to fart in front of anyone. SO maybe for my 10th anniversary present to Keenan, I should give him the gift of my farts...
thanks!
Jesica said, your inner thoughts dubbed over was her favorite part!
Is there a way we can place bets on how many times this is broken? I say no way in Hades you last five months. Also, my word verification is pyros so apparently there are no blue darts for you for a while.
Beckie, good film provokes thought and conversation. Glad to hear this is a piece of fart...er, art.
Doug. I have broken once already since Wednesday. The sentiment is in the effort. Honestly, I'm killing it if you ask me. Who knew you could actually control your gas? I had no idea!
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