Sure...it increases your calorie intake. But adding a side of Mulcock to your life is worth growing a ghetto booty.
01 March 2011
My Stupid Butt
There are a lot of reasons to hate my butt (just ask Caitlin for a few), but today I have a new one:
Somehow my butt managed to download stuff on my phone without my permission, thus costing me nearly $7. That's a Five Guys meal you stupid butt!!! What are you thinkin'?
I have heard of butt dialing, but butt downloading needs to stop now.
You could probably sue your butt.
ReplyDeleteIf I were your butt, I would vigorously object to your accusations. For all we know, your butt may be totally innocent - of downloading at least.
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