How could we turn down that request. Last night we decided to give Max his first chance at solid foods. And when I say solid foods, I really mean 2% more solid then boob juice by mixing in some rice flake things for babies. But he did get to eat from a spoon, so that's pretty adult.
Sure...it increases your calorie intake. But adding a side of Mulcock to your life is worth growing a ghetto booty.
03 June 2010
I'd Rather Be At Burger King
How could we turn down that request. Last night we decided to give Max his first chance at solid foods. And when I say solid foods, I really mean 2% more solid then boob juice by mixing in some rice flake things for babies. But he did get to eat from a spoon, so that's pretty adult.
He is so cute and looks just like Jeff, but more handsome (sorry, Jeff).
ReplyDeleteIs there any way you BOYS can stop calling Breast Milk "Boob juice?" Because, it makes us ladies feel like cows.
ReplyDeleteI hope Troubletron is reading.
Don't you know we are trying to be considerate when we say boob juice? Breast milk sounds like a cow. Boob juice makes it sound like you are rocking a two-pack of Gatorade for babies...and Gatorade is a well-respected, well-marketed product. You should be honored.
ReplyDeleteYou know what makes Caitlin feel like a cow? Feeding Max 10 times a day. Using the term boob juice softens the whole experience in a nice way. Caitlin can't get enough.
Jeff lies. I am not a fan of the term boob juice. Jeff is the one that can't get enough of the term.
ReplyDeleteYea that term is pretty nasty. But I have to say the post was making me oddly thirsty
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part is the stink eye he gave after the first bite. And as long as we are casting our votes, I am hoping for a more discreet term to replace boob juice.
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